May 2013
sherlockisthenight:
50-shades-of-thorin:
deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
cool—britannia:
whats the deal with those dresses that are longer in the back but only go to the knees in the front i don’t get it and i don’t like it so stop thx
nosdrinker:
it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell
fakeyouout:
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via brucewaynes)
READ A BOOK
(via lexcanroar)
Ohmyfuckinggod
HE’LL TAKE HIS OSCAR NOW
(via lyndez)
are you fucking kidding me (via i-w4lk-al0ne)
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
pandyland:
I hope I never meet someone that paid $49 for a tumblr theme.
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
bikinimybottom:
if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
Anonymous asked: sometimes i smell my thigh sweat
spookymormon:
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
fezzingly:
I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all
quinn-bear replied to your post: ??????WHERE ARE OUR GEN III REMAKES??????? They…
What if they just remade gen one for the 3DS because they knew it would make them a ton of money.
I actually wouldn’t mind because its been a million years since FR/LG and I miss the fuck out of my true love Giovanni
But we need Gen III remakes regardless
Screaming at me calling me a stupid selfish bitch because I won’t watch you jerk off an Skype huahahaha :)
??????WHERE ARE OUR GEN III REMAKES???????
They broke the cycle this is unforgivable
Okay I get the argument that Pokemon designs aren’t awful and people are dumb but
The legendary designs have gone completely downhill there’s no more simplicity and then look at the X and Y mascots I’m embarrassed to even look at them what the fuck is that
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lob3 replied to your post: I’m so pathetic I cried out of anger when they…
it’s fucking tail is on its head like holy shit game freak you didn’t even try at all
Just what is the fucking pOINT we don’t need to turn him into Deoxys he’s the coolest most badass pokemon ever invented. Just bring him back as himself if you want, what the fuvk are they doing
OR THEY COULD LET YOU...
I also cried when Gohan became a scholar instead of being the most powerful being in the universe fuck everyone
I’m so pathetic I cried out of anger when they unveiled Mewtwo’s new form
I’m partly depressed just cuz I beat the elite 4 in White 2 and it’s so dull and unfulfilling there’s no point in continuing
Thank god platinum gets here tomorrow
doomslock:
“you are what you eat” a recipe book by hannibal lecter
autumnseeds:
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
I felt so much better all day now I can’t stop crying again
What is it about me that’s not good enough for anyone or anything like my feelings are so insignificant to everyone I don’t give a fuck anymore stop lecturing me about how I shouldn’t want a boyfriend or care about guys or have sex you don’t even know me back the fuck off
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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scutaromarco:
christ on a cracker
