mikemussinastractors replied to your post: Magenta then u whore oopz sry didnt mean 2 offend u :(((( stfu u immature cumbucket :)))
mikemussinastractors asked: Magenta then u whore
My favorite part about the Olympics is that my dad is never home because of work so my mom doesn’t bother cooking and I can have whatever I want for dinner
thewhos: summers here the time is right
Wow why don’t you send me colors or messages you fucking venereal diseases I want to leave all of you anon hate until you do fuck you guys
How to finish that last minute assignment
hussiebot: prettyflyforaredspy: ruemex: disgruntledota: leetakeuchi: I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass. And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills… this will come in handy one day homework Did this all the time this year lol life saver
mikemussinastractors: people who take did-yuo-kno seriously make me want to jump off a skyscraper
Just let me have sex wow One person I don’t care who I’m not asking for mUCH
Reblog if you're bored & currently accepting...
If Marlon Brando asked to fuck me anywhere I’d let him I don’t care if it was in the middle of a fucking mall look at dat
darthyankee: darthyankee: I thought he was gonna finally take the baby away. I guess not? literally one of the scariest moments in my entire history of playing Sims
pimpmasterampora: ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＡＭ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ. ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＰＬＡＹ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＧＡＭＥＳ
iphone420: people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person
beyoncebeytwice: 1612th2: hey better be careful you remember what happened the last time you said hey to someone
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
Ask and I will answer.
Red: What's your middle name?
Magenta: Who is your favorite athlete?
Pink: What's your favorite thing to do and why?
Sky Blue: Who is your favorite artist and why?
Violet: What is your favorite lyric?
Green: What is the most embarrassing thing you have done?
Orange: How did you get your first name?
Yellow: What do you do when you're home alone?
Tangerine: What do you think is the chessiest pick up line?
Peach: Describe your first crush.
Black: Who was your first celebrity crush?
Gray: What crazy thing did you do today?
White: What sports have you/do you play?
Can you like send something please: )
all my followers just silently judge me i can feel it
sweetscottishcherub: i just really like it when men push their sleeves up or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows i mean i really like it really
The stage dialogue in A Quick One on Live at Leeds is my favorite thing
space-b0und: no but really everyone i know is like 90 pounds with stomachs that are flat as fuck ok cool :))))
vide0-killed-the-radio-star: “ugh, i h8 justin bieberrr 3www” “i h8 diz generation of music, soooooo mch ohemmgee” “ew jersy shor3 is stpid” “ohemmgee, if u lkie dem den dunt t@lk 2 meh”
did-yuo-kno: Christopher Columbus found America using a GPS.
mikemussinastractors: Alex Rodriguez is my favorite human being like how can you hate him?? He willingly took this picture and let this picture get taken clearly, he’s amazing. He makes me seem normal how could I not like him
I go on Facebook and see 8739428 beach pictures lol how is it that every fucking girl I go to school with is skinny and pretty with enormous tits and asses lol no wonder all of the guys hate me lmfao I’m killing myself :))))
First year doing the Altador Cup I’m exciteddddddddd C:
space-b0und: ask me anon questions you assfucks
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
me: apparently yes
dshankpolitico: Why is the Congress so focused on abortion and Planned Parenthood instead of real issues? Please stop putting up these sham votes on abortion bills and start doing something productive. That abortion bill today was the ultimate sham vote. ATTN. House of Representatives.
kilamonstahh replied to your post: I fucking hate my current psychiatrist and we were… that’s why i don’t take my psychiatrist seriously either…. It’s hard to find a good one. Like unless you sort of mesh and they get you it’s almost useless to go because they won’t listen to you
oh-so-zoso replied to your post: oh-so-zoso replied to your post: oh-so-zoso… Nah son. I love cuddling Is it good I dunno if I’d like it but it sounds nice