doctor-wats0n: drinkingbeerfrom-ameasuringcup: phelpsandrobertsonlover: But Emily and Paige like making out and then skinny dipping in the pool like come on omfg i thought this was about our Paige lmfao lmfao paige who is emily what aren’t you telling us I don’t remember any of this call the police I think I was roofied who is Emily Natalia what did you fuckinG DO TO ME I...
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drinkingbeerfrom-ameasuringcup: i would do the number thing but it’d be all YOU ARE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER I LOVE YOU same
buttsbutts: did you hear about the girl who drowned? she couldnt swim in H20 lol just a bit of nerd humor there, you probably wont get it unless youre a nerd
drinkingbeerfrom-ameasuringcup: theoriginalmiketroutpunmaker: phelpsandrobertsonlover: Yankees have lost 4 in a row…. Red Sox have won 4 in a row :) APOCALYPSE NOW WHERE’S MARLON BRANDO I HAVE HIM RIGHT HERE BETH
youalreadycanotho: 2189213 - jesus christ with the number. lol anyways i love you and i hate that you are always so down on your self you’re perfect ok. lol and yeah you’re really smart and you always make the long text posts and stuff with the thing i want to say but im to lazy to. lol and you’re really funny . im jelly because im a boring twat any ways thanks for the HS advice. i love...
pizzaforpresident: next time you want to make fun of me or my blog please remember that i’m ugly and therefore work 2.36 times harder to earn followers
joserknows: Very few people know more then I do about the Yankees. I’m like a Yankees historian. Don’t test me bitch, you’ll lose. When did Stevie join Tumblr
coreysnyder: why is bud trying to insult beth why is bud still speaking why is bud even here why is bud One of the best posts on Tumblr
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neneleakesweave: wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
louisdelgay: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
madeagoestohell: youd think a website called collegehumor would be aimed more towards college students and less towards middle school boys yet here we are
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
I need to go to sleep I haven’t gone to sleep before 3 in forever what an improvement
jesus—montero: acfuckingdc: jesus—montero: I WANT TO TINYCHAT WITH RANDOM PEOPLE LMFAO LIKE YOUNGSTARC I MISS HIM SAME MAYBE I SHOULD TWEET HIM CAN WE INVITE HIM NEXT TIME HE HAD SUCH GREAT INSIGHT
jesus—montero: I WANT TO TINYCHAT WITH RANDOM PEOPLE LMFAO LIKE YOUNGSTARC I MISS HIM
jesus—montero: acfuckingdc: jesus—montero replied to your post: Who is this Josh Devine I see One Direction fans… omfg DID YOU FUCKING MAKE THAT LMFAO No I saw someone else use it I use my time for better things like feeding my neopets
Plot twist: I lose weight.
jesus—montero replied to your post: Who is this Josh Devine I see One Direction fans… omfg
Who is this Josh Devine I see One Direction fans screaming about him but last I heard there wasn’t a Josh in One Direction unless they replaced Flash’s fave “Nial” 911 Jeana do you know>????
doctor-wats0n replied to your post: Has there ever been a good chemistry teacher omg i had the best chemistry teacher in the entire world thEY EXIST where are you keeping them locked up you bitch mine spent all class showing us classroom made music videos on Youtube lmfao I think I failed the final???
Has there ever been a good chemistry teacher
teenage girls are so stupid and annoying im glad im actually a 49 year old man
I really have no intention to ever watch it but how is Trainspotting is it disturbing
Does anybody want to start a curling team with me for the Winter Olympics
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[[MORE]]I dunno all these Olympic guys are decent looking but their bodies are kinda no to me they’re too muscly I guess oh well either way Phelps looks a little bit like he was hit in the face with a refrigerator so
I don’t know where I was going with this
If I died tomorrow, put in my ask the one thing...
unclefather: want more funny posts like this on your dashboard? well you can’t have them.
Sometimes I update my status on fb so that people don’t think I’m dead but I end up sounding like I’m heading down that path
socialjusticeally: Just found a site called “lebestdemotivators.com” and yes it’s literally as shit as you can imagine. le best demotivators And god there’s more jesus fucking christ all I wanted was the image I posted above but I had to wade through two shitty meme sites to do it I’m swimming through 4chan’s gutter. 4chan’s gutter.
apriki: why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
dirksbody: girls who get offended when you call them “dude”
jesus—montero: coreysnyder: remember when we were all wearing sports bras on tiny chat and stevie had to leave because we were making him too horny lmfao yes
coreysnyder: theyankeediaries: lettyandthecity: so mark’s injury is “a big concern” according to girardi