I was going to say “dropping out of school to become an alcoholic but then I realized I don’t go to school wtf am I supposed to say now
ung so horny.
harpers-tiny-peen: zzombiecunt: fuckkkkkk. which is why i asked for sex questions but ok fine cunts I’m not askin u any questions til I get my story
You're so_______. - end it in my ask.
ung so horny.
Nothing will ever redeem Michael Vick to me in the slightest lmfao being on the Eagles pretty much seals the deal :))))
i cant imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesnt happen
lmfao I was happy that the Jets lost and the Yankees clinched but then this happened
sstarkk: looks like i have to blacklist mrschrisdavis too cool yolo swag
david-bowtie replied to your post: I’m nobody’s favorite :(((((((((((( eh hem ur hot
I’m nobody’s favorite :((((((((((((
stu-bickel: we need the division tho im not playing in that one wildcard game i dont want to deal with that bullshit ok
mariskas-bong: i will answer any questions anyone gives me at anytime ever i dont care what it is i will find a way to answer it always i waNT TO ANSWER THINGS I LIKE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF
tributary: cultural appropriation wars an entire month before halloween? good lord, we’re ahead of schedule.
tltty: fucking turnitin.com just let me plagiarize my essay cmon man
Jill I am waitin 4 my fanmail :))
batreaux: guys they better legalize weeds soon because i have a ton of dandelions in my yard and i don’t want any trouble
sstarkk: that one person that you wish would never show up on your dash again but they keep coming back like herpes
booby-valentine: I AM CRYIN LMFAO OKAY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY I LOVE THIS TEAM JESUS CHRIST I AM CRYIN MARIANO DID THIS FOR US BECAUSE HE IS ((((GOD)))))
thebaronofthebutts: why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
CRUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH SOME...
booby-valentine: god bless america god bless the yankees god bless the rangers dont god bless the red sox still an outcast of society
shredsworld: considering butter dancer as future profession
Matt Lauer will interview Mark Zuckerberg, who will talk about being a newlywed...– Bob Costas being sassy and not giving a shit about it. (via theyankeediaries)
suhweetestgoodbye: HARDCORE EDGE HATE EVERYONE FUCK GOD AND RELIGION AND OF MICE AND MEN AND MEAT VEGAN VEGAN VEGAN HORROR FILMS BABES BURRITOS BUTTS DONT JUDGE ME UGH UGH UGH BREAKDOWN RAWR STREET PROWL THEY’RE PLUGS NOT GAUGES FAGGOT SO RAD DUDE I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE BUT FUCK LOVE STRETCHING MY DICK TO AN INCH JUST BOUGHT MAD VINYLS AND MERCH FUCK YEAH TWO STEP TITLE FIGHT TITLE FIGHT TITLE...
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