short horror story: your power turned off while you were playing animal crossing
shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason
drinkingbeerfrom-ameasuringcup: nohomojustlomo: eurcuh: cunthamelskilledmygoldfish: nohomojustlomo: arencibia: “The beautiful Marlins Park.” If by beautiful you mean really fucking tacky yes. if by beautiful you mean FUCKING PERFECT OKAY NO NO FUCKING TACKY WAS QUITE ACCURATE HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER BEEN TO FLORIDA?!?!?! This shit hole is the epitome of TACKY. compared to other...
pinstriped-clit: So like i’ve been waiting for a yankee player nude calendar for a while now and im getting pretty impatient
LOOK AT THE GREEDY PEOPLE NEXT TO THEM. OBLIVIOUS. “OH LET’S MAKE OUT RIGHT...– Michael Kay (via yolo-montero)
I’m wrong, I’m wrong! No covering it up, I’m wrong. Please mark it on your...– Michael Kay, accepting the truth (via yesnetwork-lmfao)
mikemussinastractors: space-b0und: i want to have sex with raul’s arms sigh :((( #or just raul #but mostly his arms me
sydflower: I think he is doing it on purpose.
me: so like, is it my turn to be in a relationship yet or
wvnderbar: OMG THE NOTES
darthyankee: mikemussinastractors: i really am not as big of a cleat chaser as u think i am #i’m bigger actually
avalar: “my cousin looks like justin bieber. here he is taunting a mob of teenage girls”