im still laughing at this
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when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
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if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
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Anonymous asked: sometimes i smell my thigh sweat
My dog licks his penis constantly so I sorta can relate
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please stop asking me about my future ill cry
